By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

 

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

annaxbeth:

smashedthegnomie:

That last gif….

Bill. Fucking. Nye.

Can’t go wrong with him. He is the shit.

(Source: micdotcom)

peopledontalwayssuck:

sktagg23:

It’s the first time someone has ever fallen off the Forbes's billionaires list because of how much they donated to charity.

peopledontalwayssuck:

sktagg23:

It’s the first time someone has ever fallen off the Forbes's billionaires list because of how much they donated to charity.

For every person out there who has family who isn’t “by blood.” Ohana means family. And family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.

(Source: nostalgiaunicorn)